AB-JOIVZ Prototype- Stage 001‏

If there is one thing Professor Detritus has learned over the course of his endless decades of rigorously adhering to the sacred Steps of the Scientific method, it’s to always send a robot to do a human’s job—especially if you’re not really a hundred percent sure on whatever it is you’re doing.

So plans for a trial-run pilot were drawn to helm the newly constructed Detritus temporal conveyor. Thusly, Artificial Unit AB-J0IVZ was produced, but only with the few spare parts at hand left over.

There was, however, one seemingly insignificant omission…


Suddenly fresh out of computer programming punch cards—the only crude technology at his disposal-- the mad professor made a creative adjustment on the fly: spare pages randomly torn from Larry LeGripsey’s antique bathroom reading material, an ancient dog-eared copy of a 1978 Sears Catalog accidentally acquired through E Bay several years ago.













And though it wasn’t readily apparent through initial systems analysis scanning, there was no detection of the something that was about to occur in the logic circuits of Abernathy’s Central Processing Unit.


That something was an anomalous spark that spun a chain of thoughts and dreams threaded together into a fantastic object of astounding desire: A nicely tailored pair of smart-looking affordable pants.